The Flock : 50 Ways To Annoy Darkus

1. Poke him between the wings and run away yelling, "I TOUCHED A GOTH KID!"
2. When he flies at you all angry and stuff...
3. Cry,and go tell on him to Max.
4. When he is sleeping pull out some of his secondary feathers.
5. Then tickle his face with them!
6. Tell him Alicia has a crush on him.
7. Keep telling him until he punches you, then go tell on him to Max.
8. Tell Max to rip out his spine and beat him with it!
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10. While flying, get Alicia into a conversation about Brittney Spears.
11. Then ask Darkus what he thinks about the subject.
12. Tell him he should shave his head like Brittney.
13. Get in a loud conversation on if Max likes him or not.
14. Say loudly that you think he doesn't.
15. Fly over him and pretend to count the number of hairs on his head.
16. Then tell him he has dandruff. And needs a haircut.
17. Ask him if he dyed his hair or if he was born as a freaky goth kid.
18. Braid his hair when he sleeps.
19. Pay Alicia 10 bucks to kick him in shins. Laugh the whole time.
20. Whenever he leans against a tree...
21. Practice karate on the tree making him move.
22. Ask him if he wants a sandwich, if he says yes, then scream, "APRIL FOOLS!"
23. If he says no...
24. Cry and run away yelling,"My sandwiches are just as good as Max'!"
25. If he isn't talking ask him why you saw Max in his room last night.
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27. Everytime he says something, say, "So is your face!" (that annoys everyone!)
28. Say the following sentences in crowded areas:
29. "Where did you hide you razors this time, you stupid emo kid!"
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31. Ask Max if she thinks Darkus is a good kisser.
32. Stand in his way constantly, even in-front of the bathroom door.
33. Make him breakfast, then right before he sits down, sneeze on it.
34. Grab a random emo girl around the waist, point out Darkus to her and say:
35. "Hey! This is Darkus! Wanna go out with him? He's lonely..." *tear*
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37. If you ever happen to be with him in the same room alone...
38. Start singing a MCR song and ask him if he likes the band.
39. Continue singing. Never let him answer.
40. Tell him you would name your cat after him. Darkus the cat.
41. Ask him if he is going to name his kid "Light".
42. Tell him you think that's not a good idea. Suggest the names Tally, and Isabella.
43. Or Unikwaa.
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45. Dare him to push Max down.
46. Make him pinky swear so he gets in alot of trouble!
47. Hide his comb and hair gel.
48. And his eyeliner. We cant forget the eyeliner. Dose he even wear it? Find out.
49. Make him say he loves Max. Record him saying it!

And finally. The last one will make him implode....

Note: Explode is bad. Implode is worse.

50. Call him- "EMO TINKER-DEATH!"

what about throwing pie at him and calling him tinkerbell XD

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I can only see one dot!